8647 Beach Resort Satire T-Shirt – Sleep With the Fishes

Prison time looks better in seashells. This shirt says what we're all thinking—just with better design.

You know what 8647 stands for. The federal inmate number everyone's been waiting to see.

This design spells it out in seashells on a sunny beach. "Beach Resort: Sleep With the Fishes" adds the punchline nobody asked for but everybody needs. It's coded enough to pass at the family BBQ and direct enough that nobody misses the point.

I made this because some people still think accountability is optional. It's not. And sometimes a shirt says it better than another news cycle that goes nowhere.

Wear it to the pier. Wear it to the protest. Wear it anywhere you're tired of pretending consequences don't exist.

Every shirt adds $5 to this month's donation pool. You vote on which org wins. Popular vote, no electoral college.

Features:

• Soft Gildan 64000 unisex tee (won't fade, unlike federal charges)
• Seashell typography that spells accountability
• Tagless for all-day comfort
• $5 from every shirt goes to the nonprofit YOU choose
• Designed by someone who's over it, for everyone else who is too