Stay Salty and Resist – Gulf of Mexico Turtle Activist Tee

It's the Gulf of Mexico. Not the Gulf of America. Stay salty.

In January 2025, Trump announced he was renaming the Gulf of Mexico to the "Gulf of America." Because apparently when you can't win an election fairly, you just start renaming things.

"We do most of the work there and it's ours," he said. As if Mexico, Cuba, and five U.S. states don't also border the same body of water. As if you can just executive-order geography into submission.

This design features a tribal-style sea turtle with the message "Stay Salty and Resist." It's for everyone along the Gulf Coast who knows that the Gulf of Mexico has been called the Gulf of Mexico for 500 years—and one man's ego doesn't get to change that.

I made this because nationalism isn't patriotism. And trying to rename an entire gulf because you're mad at Mexico? That's not leadership. That's a tantrum.

Wear it to the beach. Wear it to the protest. Wear it anywhere the Gulf of Mexico needs defending.

Every shirt adds $5 to this month's donation pool. You vote on which org wins. No electoral college, just democracy.

Features:

• Soft Gildan 64000 unisex tee (comfortable for defending geography)
• Tribal sea turtle design with Gulf Coast defiance
• Tagless for all-day wear
• $5 from every shirt goes to a nonprofit that YOU vote on
• For everyone who knows it's the Gulf of Mexico, not the Gulf of America