Top 3 Things NOT Being Eaten in the U.S. T-Shirt

Three things NOT being eaten: Dogs. Cats. Tariff costs. (Businesses passed those right on to you.)

Remember when MAGA conspiracy theorists swore that Haitian immigrants were eating dogs and cats in Springfield, Ohio? Trump repeated it at the debate. JD Vance doubled down. Fox News ran with it. Except... it never happened.

Then Trump announced tariffs and promised that businesses would "eat the costs." That corporations would absorb the hit and consumers wouldn't feel a thing. Walmart immediately raised prices. So did Target. And every other retailer.

This design is a chart showing the Top 3 Things NOT Being Eaten in the U.S.: a dog, a cat, and a dollar sign (representing tariff costs). Because nobody was eating pets in Ohio, and businesses sure as hell weren't eating tariff costs—they passed them straight on to you.

I made this for everyone tired of racist conspiracy theories and blatant economic lies. For people who know that when Trump says "businesses will eat the costs," what he means is "you will pay more for everything."

Wear it to Walmart. Wear it to the protest. Wear it anywhere bullshit needs calling out.

Every shirt adds $5 to this month's donation pool. You vote on which org wins. No electoral college, just democracy.

Features:

• Soft Gildan 64000 unisex tee (comfortable while paying higher prices)
• Chart design calling out conspiracy theories and economic lies
• Tagless for all-day wear
• $5 from every shirt goes to a nonprofit that YOU vote on
• For everyone who knows dogs, cats, and tariff costs are NOT being eaten