Top 3 Things NOT Being Eaten in the U.S. T-Shirt

Short Description:  
If you know, you know.  
This tee serves cute, clever, and a side of political shade.

Full Description:  
Welcome to the weirdest, smartest, and most accurate list you’ll see all day:  
**Top 3 Things NOT Being Eaten in the United States.**  
1. The Dogs 🐶  
2. The Cats 🐱  
3. The Tarrifs 💸 (*cue typo, cue chaos*)

This tee is part political roast, part meme-core, and all hilarious.  
Whether you’re dragging economic policy, dunking on debate soundbites,  
or just love a good dog/cat graphic with subtext, this shirt lands every time.

Printed on the soft and comfy Gildan 64000 tee,  
you’ll get a breathable unisex fit, crisp DTG printing,  
and enough confused compliments to make it your new go-to statement piece.

Bullet Points:  
- Unisex fit on premium Gildan 64000 tee  
- Soft and breathable cotton blend (100% cotton or 90/10 heathers)  
- Tagless neck label with Democratee’s branding  
- Durable DTG printing for long-lasting wear  
- Designed for progressives, activists, and conscious disruptors